| Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. "Never press THAT button. Don't ask me what it does, just never press THAT button."
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"This button ejects the sofnolime to distract the sharks".
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"To hit CRTL+ALT+DEL..."
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"When your thumb goes all white like that, there's a problem. But you'll be wearing gloves and won't be able to see it, so don't worry about it." |